Tonight on the way to dinner at an Ethiopian restaurant, Lana said, "Mihiretu, do you remember Africa?"
Mihiretu said, "Yup."
"Where everyone was brown?" Lana said and thought a moment. "Except us?"
One day, again in the car (why does all the funny stuff happen in the car?), Ben was looking at a real estate magazine (as Ben is wont to do) and he commented on a piece of property. It was somewhere over a million.
From the backseat we heard, Mae say, "That's a lot of money."
Lana replied, "Yep, sure is."
There was a brief pause and then Lana said, "I farted."
One day I was explaining to the kids why I wanted to do something (I can't remember what) one way instead of another. I said the other way would be a pain.
To which Mae said, helpfully, "In the ass."